America Converses with Jesus

"Well Hi Jesus! How are you?"

"Fine, fine. I am blessed," Jesus said.

"So what do you think? How are we doing? We have worked hard, made shrewd investments, taken care of ourselves... I mean... pretty good huh?"

Jesus said, "Yes. Yes. Very impressive. You have done quite well for yourselves. You are a great country. I have admired you from afar."

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